Microsoft at Boot Camp
One of Microsoft's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At
the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and bullets. He fired
several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that
all attempts had completely missed the target. The tech looked at his rifle,
and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the
target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and
squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown
off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just
fine, the trouble must be at your end!"