What Neil Armstrong Really Said

It seems when Armstrong walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One Step for Man", etc. statement, but followed it by several remarks. It ended with "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Over the years many people have questioned him as to what the "Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. Two weeks ago, while answering questions following a speech, he finally responded.

It seems Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so he felt he could answer.

When he was a kid, he was playing ball. His brother hit a fly which landed in front of the Gorsky's bedroom window. As he leaned down to pick it up, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex, oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Think that's funny, do ya? Check out what NASA has to say about it!

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG