Rejected State Mottos
- Vermont:
- Yep
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New York:
- You want a @#$%@#! motto! I got yer @#$%@#! motto right here!
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Washington:
- Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers!
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Wisconsin:
- Come cut our cheese
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Oregon:
- Because spotted owls taste better roasted
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California:
- As seen on TV...
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Virginia:
- Where Elizabeth Taylor blimped out
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New Hampshire:
- Go away and leave us alone
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South Carolina:
- Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender...
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North Dakota:
- How much duller can you get?
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Alabama:
- Literasy Ain't Everthing
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Arkansas:
- At Least We're not Mississippi
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Illinois:
- Gateway to Iowa
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Kentucky:
- Tobacco is a Vegetable
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Minnesota:
- For Sale
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Mississippi:
- Ignrint -- and Proud of it
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Montana:
- Land of the Big Sky, Unabomer, and Very Little Else
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New Jersey:
- You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
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New Mexico:
- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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North Carolina:
- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Ohio:
- Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
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Pennsylvania:
- Cook With Coal
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South Dakota:
- Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee:
- The Educashun State
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Texas:
- Si' Hablo Ing'les
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Utah:
- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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West Virginia:
- One Big Happy Family -- Really!