Contemplating Your Naval Maneuvers

The following is an actual radio conversation released by the US Chief of Naval Operations on 10 October 1995:
NAVY:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
CIVILIAN:
Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
NAVY:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CIVILIAN:
No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
NAVY:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
CIVILIAN:
This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG