Parody of Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg

With so much bandwidth in the new DC,
I gotta turn up 20 port L-A-double-Gs
But links, somehow, some way
Keep fillin' up with funky ass bits like every single day.
May be, I have to hit the head for a pee (yeah)
And, get a few snacks as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the morning and the client's still hanging
'Cause my network is down
Boss keeps bitchin' to the conference call where have I gone?
But I fell 'sleep 'cause it's six in the morn.
But what you gonna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of Adderall and caffeine pills too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) I still love this job, yeah!
Other networks smoke an' burn their links
It's up, goes down, hate these mother lovin' bounce-ing links.

    Scrolling through my logs, there's no end-o, snackin' on chips and coke
    Laid back [with my mind on my network and my network on my mind]
    Scrolling through my logs, there's no end-o, snackin' on chips and coke
    Laid back [with my mind on my network and my network on my mind]

Now, that, I got me some SDN
Everybody want it now, but they ain't clued in
To the kind of s---, gonna start to roll
Downhill to us chumps, but fool you gonna get schooled
Everything was fine when you rollin' with the B-G-P
Don't got the automating scripts that be provisioning the
whole network, it is the truth I speak.
Gotta find me a geek, a python coding freak.
And docs be lackin' on this API
It's enough to make the homeboys cry
Crack-a please, we're on the edge that bleeds.
Dis s--- ain't in R-F-Cs, nor in IEEEs
Newbies, watch my hands fly on the keyboard, feel that breeze
Beeeeitch, I'm just

    Scrolling through my logs, there's no end-o, snackin' on chips and coke
    Laid back [with my mind on my network and my network on my mind]
    Scrolling through my logs, there's no end-o, snackin' on chips and coke
    Laid back [with my mind on my network and my network on my mind]

Later on that day
I had to get away from this place I simply can not stay
Yo I came to play, but my exploding coding done wiped me out
s---, there ain't no doubt
I have to back up off of it and sit my ass down
I ain't got nothin' left, yeah I'm crashing now
The lights are all blinkin', and I'm thinkin'
Nobody's bitching so it's time to get drinkin'
Go home and pass out in the bathroom sink
'Cause in the morning I, gotta wash away this stink
I don't get upset 'cause that's just how it goes
If you can't take the heat, get out the do
And I'll be

    Scrolling through my logs, there's no end-o, snackin' on chips and coke
    Laid back [with my mind on my network and my network on my mind]
    Scrolling through my logs, there's no end-o, snackin' on chips and coke
    Laid back [with my mind on my network and my network on my mind]