The Perfect Man

Madge had been lonely for many years after her husband's death. She decided she wanted to get married again. But, she didn't know any elligible men. So she decided to put an ad in the newspaper.

The ad contained three criteria:

  1. The man would not beat her. (like her previous husband)
  2. The man would not run around on her. (like her previous husband) AND
  3. The man was good in bed.

The day after the ad ran, Madge's doorbell rang. When she answered the doorbell, she found a man in a wheelchair. She asked the man if she could help him and he said he was there to respond to the ad.

Madge asked the man what ad he was talking about.

He said the ad for the Husband. Then Madge told him that there were specific needs in the ad.

The man in the wheelchair replied:

  1. Look at me, I have no arms, so I can't beat you.
  2. I have no legs, so I can't run around on you.

Madge replied, "But there was one more important criterium the ad."

The main in the wheelchair asked: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: R