10. I need to whip it out by 5
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag
6. I want it on my desk, NOW
5. HMMMMMMMMMMMM........ I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
AND NUMBER 1 THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT ISN'T:
1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.