Old Men Need Love, Too

A buxom starlet decided to marry an 80 year old rich codger assuming that he wouldn't survive the wedding night. She put on a sexy red and black lingerie she had purchased from Fredericks of Hollywood, but was surprised to see him leave the bathroom, nude except for a condom, nose plugs and earplugs. When she asked him what he thought he was doing he replied, "Two things I can't stand is the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber!"

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG