A Tiny Pianist
This guy walks into a bar sits down on a barstool, and puts his briefcase on
the barstool beside him. He orders a few drinks over the course of the night
and after he's a little relaxed, he lifts the briefcase onto the bar. He opens
it up and pulls out a little toy piano. He places the piano on the bar. The
bartender notices this and starts to wonder to himself. Next the man pulls out
a little bench and places it in front of the piano. The bartender, being a
little more curious now, wanders closer. Then, all of a sudden, a little man
steps out of the briefcase and sits on the little bench. Now, the bartender
has ceased all of his activities to come and watch the little man. The little
man starts to play, and several people gather around.
The bartender, amazed at
what he sees, asks the man "Where ever did you find that little man?".
replies "Well you see, I was walking along one day and stubbled across this
golden lantern. Thinking about the fairy tale, I decided to rub it. Sure
enough a Geenie pops out and says he will grant me a wish. But, I think the Geenie
was a little hard of hearing."
"Why do you say that?"
"Do you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG