Application For a Piece of Ass

Name:
Last   First   MI  

Race:
Phone:
Social Security #:

Hair Color: Real?YesNo
Eye Color:
Dentures?YesNo

Height:
Weight:
Waist Size:
Chest or Bra Size:

Marital Status:
Married
Single
Divorced
Other

Are Breast Or Balls Real?
YesNo
Do You Like Them:
Sucked
Chewed
Kissed
Carressed
Squeezed
Other
None of the above

Can You Stay Out Late?YesNo
How Late:
All Night
Several Days

Do You Like To Be Screwed?YesNo
How Often:
Do You Like Oral Sex:YesNo

Penis or Pussy Size:

While Screwing Do You:
Faint
Fart
Cry
Moan
Hum
Scream
Laugh
Whistle
Yodel
Scratch
Just Lay There

When You Cum, Do You:
Wiggle
Wobble
Twist
Jerk
Scream
Cry
Just Start Humping Like Hell

What Type Of Screw Do You Prefer? Fast
Super Fast
Slow
All Night

How Many Times?
Comments:

How Long Do You Screw At One Interval?
Do You Want To Screw Now?YesNo

If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two References (Not Immediate Family):
Name:
Address:
Phone:

Name:
Address:
Phone:
If Application Is Favorable, What Are Your Charges, If Any, For:
One Night:
One Hour:
Muff Burger Special:
Oral Sex:
What Credit Cards Will You Accept?
Master Card
Visa
Sears
American Express
JcPenny's
Marathon
Shell Card
Credit Card #:
Expiration Date:

Signature:
Date:


Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: R