He turns to some of the regulars and says "I just hit a pig with my truck, it went right through the radiator!"
The old-timers had seen it all before and one of them said "Yep. Same thing happened to me back in '72. What'cha do is get a hacksaw, saw the legs off, 'n pull it out backwards"
The trucker gulps, and says he'll give it a go, and goes back outside. Half an hour later, looking a bit pale and covered with blood, he comes back in and says, "Yeah, your idea worked. Now how do I get his motorcycle out?"
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