A little girl is about to go to sleep, and she says her prayers:
"God bless mummy, and daddy, and my brother, and may my dog rest in peace"
The next day, her dog falls down, stone dead.
About a week later, she is again about to go to bed, and she prays:
"God bless mummy, and daddy, and may my big brother rest in peace"
During school the following day, her brother drops dead.
A while after that, she is about to go to bed, when she prays:
"God bless mummy, and may daddy rest in peace"
The next morning, her mother opens the door, and finds the milkman dead on
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG