On the way to the office he decided that the whole event was not worth the price he agreed to pay, so he had his secretary send a note with a check for $250.00 and enclosed the following note:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
Last night i found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat and it was entirely too large.
- It had never been occupied.
- That there was plenty of heat.
- That is was small.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00 with the following note:
I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how turn it on and
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, don't blame me.
Very truly yours,
Submitted By: Albert Kelly
Jan 23, 1997 23:24