This lady goes to a sex therapist and tells him that she and her husband hardly ever have sex. He gives her a little bottle with some liquid in it.

He says: "Put a drop of this in his coffee every morning for a week. Only a drop, though, it is pretty potent. This should do the trick."

The next morning, she puts a drop in his coffee. That night, nothing happens.
The following morning, she puts a drop in his coffee. Nothing again.
On the third morning, she dumps the rest of the bottle in his coffee.

The next day, 911 gets a call from her little boy saying: "My Mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my Dad is running around the house saying 'here, kitty, kitty, kitty!' ".