He says: "Put a drop of this in his coffee every morning for a week. Only a drop, though, it is pretty potent. This should do the trick."
The next morning, she puts a drop in his
coffee. That night, nothing happens.
The following morning, she puts a drop in his coffee. Nothing again.
On the third morning, she dumps the rest of the bottle in his coffee.
The next day, 911 gets a call from her little boy saying: "My Mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my Dad is running around the house saying 'here, kitty, kitty, kitty!' ".
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