I walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked me what I had. I said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down my name, address, medical insurance number and told me to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked me what I had.
I said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down my height, weight, a complete medical history and told me to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked me what I had. I said, 'Shingles...'
So the nurse gave me a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told me to take off all my clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found me sitting patiently in the nude and asked me what I had.
I said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
I said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
Submitted By: Anonymous
Jul 8, 2017 16:30