Each player chooses a character.
Have designated number of sips of beer per successfully met condition.
If your character satisfies another character's condition, drink double.

HOMER:

1	"D'oh!", "mmmmm . . . ", or "whoohoo!"
5	Has a conversation with himself
10	Has a fantasy (Under the Sea, Land of Chocolate)

LISA:

1	Mentions Humanity
5	plays the sax - 7 sips if someone sings with her playing
10	Does something bad or wrong

BART:

1	makes crank phone call
5	Gets out of a test
10	Tells Lisa He loves her

GRANDPA:

1	complains
5	tells a story
10	dresses in drag

MARGE:

1	kisses homer
5	gives motherly advise
10	sings

MARGE'S SISTERS:

1	are in a scene
2	if they insult Homer
5	if they are separated
10	try to be sexy

FLANDERS:

1	Any form of "doodly" is said
5	mention God
10	fight

ITCHY AND SCRATCHY:

1	are in a scene
5	If the episode is relevant to the Simpsons episode
10	if Scratchy gets Itchy

MAGIE:

1	falls down
5	Gives someone else her pacifier
10	If her head spins around

BARNEY:

1	burps
5	Is seen outside of Moe's
10	if he's naked

APU:

1	Cheats a customer
5	Gets robbed
10	Mentions his God

Seymore Skinner:

1	Calls Bart to the office
5	Mentions his mother
10	flashbacks to Vietnam

Monty Burns:

1	"Excellent"
5	seen outside the Plant
10	Remembers Childhood

Smithers:

1	Kisses Mony's ass
5	Expresses his homosexuality
10	Goes behind Monty's back

Social sip:

Somebody Trips (Halucinates)
a life in hell type character is shown
a Phil Hartman character is in a scene
someone dies
guest appearance
Duff Beer is mentioned
Nelson laughs
Radioactive Man

Finish beer if:

a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together.