A few weeks later he returns to the neighborhood to check with his
customers on their satisfaction level. The first two customers were quite
pleased with the outcome, however when he got the third house he quite an
The salesman had to ask the man, "What don't you like about it?"
To which the man replied, "That god damn thing!! Every time I sit down to take a s---, it plays the Star Spangled Banner and I have to stand up!!"
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