I've Got Such A Small Head

Fella walks into a bar and sees a big burly guy sitting on a stool at the end by himself. He's got massive shoulders and neck, and a little, tiny head. So he sits down next to him and orders a beer.

After some small talk he says, "Say, I don't mean to be rude, but I was wondering how you ended up with that little tiny head on those *HUGE* shoulders and neck."

"Well," the fella said, "I was shipwrecked on an island about 10 years ago, stuck there for over a year, and I had just about given up hope, when this mermaid swam up one day. She told me she could grant me three wishes, so of course I wished first that I would be rescued. She told me to turn around and look out to sea, and what do you know - there's a ship headed into the island. Well, the second thing I wished for was to become rich, and before I knew it I was surrounded by piles of cash. I thought a bit about the third wish, and finally said to her that I had been shipwrecked on that island for over a year with no women, and I'd sure like to have sex with her - she was *beautiful*. She said she was sorry, she was a mermaid after all, and a fish from the waist down, and even her magic couldn't change *that*. So I looked her right in the eye and said, 'Well, then, how 'bout a little head?' And here I am!"

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG