Is Softball Better Than Sex?
- You can play softball as much or as little as you want; YOU get to decide.
- After an unusually long and difficult softball game you can still ride your
- In softball, the other team pays attention throughout, even if they're done
- If you have to take a piss during a softball game, you can say "Excuse me,
I gotta drain the swamp" and you don't lose style points.
- In softball, nobody comments on the size of your bat, as long as you know
what to do with it.
- In softball, you don't feel guilty about winning the ugly ones.
- The other team never has to forfeit a game cause they're on their period.
- In softball, you don't have to compliment the other team on good they look
in their new uniforms.
- You don't have to buy the other team dinner to get a game.
- If you get all scratched up in a softball game, you can brag about it to
- In softball, if you go a couple months without scoring, your balls don't
- In softball, you can play the same team every day for a year and it's never
the same twice.
- You don't mind if your parents come to watch you play softball.
- You can play three, maybe four softball games a day.
- In softball, it's no concern of yours if the other team has had marital
relations with diseased livestock.
- In a good weekend of softball, you can play six or seven different teams and
it only costs you twenty bucks and you may get a prize at the end.
- Playing the wrong softball team won't get you shot.
- You can be absolutely certain that, nine months after a softball game, the
other teams lawyers won't call, asking for half of your pre-tax income for
the next eighteen years.
- During a softball game you can spit tobacco juice all over the place.
- Rest assured that the other team will not invite you to the ballet.
- The other team doesn't demand that you shave before the game.
- The other team can smell like road kill and you'll never know it.
- If you don't score in a softball game, the other team doesn't ask you if
you've had that problem often.
- No matter how drunk the other team is they never throw up in your bed.
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: PG