Stages of Attraction

Three friends met up for lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for fifteen years. The were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black lingerie, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

They met in three days for lunch and talked about how it went.

The engaged one started saying, "The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you'. Then we made passionate love all night long".

The mistress went next. "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night".

Finally, the married one shared her story. "When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He came in the door, saw me and said, 'What's for dinner, Zorro?'".

Submitted By: Anonymous
Oct 11, 2022 16:21

This joke is rated: PG