A young boy is sitting on his back porch steps. His mother is in the house washing dishes and looking out the window to keep an eye on her son. She sees that he is fine eating his M&Ms and petting his cat. But, the next time she looks the little boy throws an M&M up into the air, catches it in his mouth, picks the cat up by the tail, licks its ass and moves down a step.

The mother whipes her eyes, thinking she was just seeing things. But, he does it again, throws the M&M up into the air, catches it in his mouth, picks up the cat by the tail, licks its ass and moves down a step. Needless to say the mother runs out and shouts at him: "What the hell are you doing?"

The little boy replies: "I'm playing truck driver mommy."
"Truck driver? What's that?"

The little boy replies: "I'm poppin' pills, eating pussy and movin' on!!"