The mother whipes her eyes, thinking she was just seeing things. But, he does it again, throws the M&M up into the air, catches it in his mouth, picks up the cat by the tail, licks its ass and moves down a step. Needless to say the mother runs out and shouts at him: "What the hell are you doing?"
The little boy replies: "I'm playing truck driver mommy."
"Truck driver? What's that?"
The little boy replies: "I'm poppin' pills, eating pussy and movin' on!!"
Submitted By: Anonymous