She then went to the tatoo parlor, and told the guy what she wanted, the B on each buttcheek. The tatoo artist thought it was the most beautiful thing he had ever heard of, and he was inspired. He did the best work of his life, never to be equaled again.
Later that night at dinner, they exchanged gifts. The husband got her a lovely gold ring, and when it was her turn, she said "Well, I was going to show it to you later, but I can't wait"
Then she bent over as far as she could and lifted up her skirt.
And her husband said "It's lovely work dear, but who's BOB?"
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