A man goes to his doctor to get his test results back. The doctor says "I have good news and bad news."
The man asks for the good news first. The doctor says "We found out that you had seven days to live."
"That's the good news?? Geez, what's the bad news?" asks the man.
"I've been trying to reach you all week."
Submitted By: Anonymous
Feb 14 2010 18:10