She put them on and the waist was
twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right!", said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try
these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!"
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamn attitude changes!"
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