"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "In the morning, she told me that I was more desireable than the best of any of the best French wines."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the german responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me that I was as fierce and effective as any of the greatest German armies."
When the Italian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the German arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
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