Is Trick-Or-Treating Better Than Sex?
- Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
- Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
- 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
- If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
- Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- Less guilt the next morning.
- If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!!
Submitted By: Anonymous
This joke is rated: R