UNIX consul : yes, that's correct. Customer : no, what is it ? UNIX consul : yes. Customer : so, which is the one ? UNIX consul : no.'which' is used to find the program. Customer : stop this. who are you ? UNIX consul : use 'who am i' not 'who r yoo'.you can also 'finger yoo' to get information about 'yoo'. Customer : all i want to know is what finds the revision code ? UNIX consul : use 'what'. Customer : that's what i am trying to find out.isn't that true ? UNIX consul : no. 'true' gives you 0. Customer : which one ? UNIX consul : 'true' gives you 0. 'which programname' Customer : let's get back to my problem.what program?how do i find it? UNIX consul : type 'find/-name it' to find 'it'.type 'what program' to get the revision code. Customer : i want to find the revision code. UNIX consul : you can't 'find revisioncode',you must use 'what program'. Customer : which command will do what i need? UNIX consul : no. 'which command' will find 'command'. Customer : i think i understand. let me write that. UNIX consul : you can 'write that' only if 'that' is a user on your system. Customer : write what? UNIX consul : no. 'write that'.'what program'. Customer : cut that out! UNIX consul : yes. those are valid files for 'cut'.don't forget the options. Customer : do you always do this ? UNIX consul : 'du' will give you disk usage. Customer : HELP! UNIX consul : 'help' is only used for Source Code Control System(SCCS). Customer : you make me angry. UNIX consul : no, I don't 'make me' angry but i did 'make programname' when i was upset once. Customer : i don't want to make trouble, so no more. UNIX consul : no 'more'?'which' will help you find 'more'.every system has 'more'. Customer : nice help! I'm confused more now. UNIX consul : understand that since 'help' is such a small program, it is better not to 'nice help'. and 'more now' is not allowed but 'at now' is. Unless of course 'now' is a file name. Customer : this is almost as confusing as my PC. UNIX consul : i didn't know you needed help with 'pc'.let me get you to the Pascal compiler team.
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