What Am I?

This useful tool, commonly about 8 inches long, is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end.

In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone who is listening will surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

W H A T A M I ? ?

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