Dying Without A Will

A man dies suddenly without writing a will. The distressed widow goes to a lawyer.
Lawyer: "Hmm, so your husband died without writing a will. Did he say anything to you before he died?"
Widow: "Yes, he said `Mary, you can't even hit the broad side of a barn with that thing, so put it down' ."

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: G