Without Me
Mike Biancaniello

A few years ago, a woman jokingly asked her husband, "What would you do without me?"

"That depends", he replied. "Are we talking as if we never met or if you were to die? Because those are two very different answers. In one of them, I'm sitting on a beach spending some of that sweet insurance money!"

Today, that woman is sitting on a beach . . . .

Submitted By: Mike Biancaniello
Oct 3, 2019 03:36

This joke is rated: G
Tags: marriage