| Code Word | Means |
|---|---|
| 40-ish | 48 |
| Affectionate | Possessive |
| Artist | Unreliable |
| Athletic | Flat chested |
| Average looking | Ugly |
| Beautiful | Pathological liar |
| Educated | College dropout |
| Employed | Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home |
| Feminist | Fat; ball buster |
| Financially Secure | One paycheck from the street |
| Free spirit | Substance user |
| Friendship first | Trying to live down reputation as slut |
| Fun | Annoying |
| Light drinker | Lush |
| Mature | Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in bed, like last boyfriend did |
| Open-minded | Desperate |
| Outgoing | Loud |
| Poet | Depressive Schzophrenic |
| Professional | Bitch |
| Reliable | Frumpy |
| Reubenesque | Fat |
| Self-employed | Jobless |
| Smart | Insipid |
| Spiritual | Involved with a cult |
| Stable | Boring |
| Voluptuous | Fat |
| Weight proportional to height | Fat |
| Writer | Pompous |
| Young at heart | Toothless crone |
Submitted By: Anonymous
12/03/96