On the golf course one day, a friend said,
"Frank, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his
wife in bed with another man, shot them both, then turned the gun on
"That's horrible," Frank said. "But it could have been worse."
"How could it possibly be any worse?" the friend asked.
"Well," Frank answered, "if it had happened the night before, I'd be dead."
Submitted By: Mike Runge
Apr 4, 1997 14:35