What Not To Say

QuestionWrong Response
Do I look fat?From what angle?
Is she prettier than me?Who isn't?
Do you love me?Define love.
What do you think of this outfit?It looked better on the hanger.
Do you want to see other people?Oh, we haven't started doing that yet?
Does this outfit make me look fat?No, but your ass does.
I need a couple of minutes to get ready.And you think that'll help?
OK, this time use a mirror.
I think we need to talk.OK, let me know when you're done.

Submitted By: Anonymous

This joke is rated: PG