| Question | Wrong Response |
|---|---|
| Do I look fat? | From what angle? |
| Is she prettier than me? | Who isn't? |
| Do you love me? | Define love. |
| What do you think of this outfit? | It looked better on the hanger. |
| Do you want to see other people? | Oh, we haven't started doing that yet? |
| Does this outfit make me look fat? | No, but your ass does. |
| I need a couple of minutes to get ready. | And you think that'll help? |
| OK, this time use a mirror. | |
| I think we need to talk. | OK, let me know when you're done. |
Submitted By: Anonymous