Yo Mama Is So Fat . . . .

  • I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
  • When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
  • They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other
  • side to get her through.
  • When she dances she makes the band skip.
  • Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.
  • When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor
  • gave her 13 years to live.
  • When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.
  • She puts mayonaise on aspirin.
  • Her ass has its own congressman.
  • Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
  • When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
  • When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.
  • When your father mounts her his ears pop.
  • Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
  • Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
  • She can't even jump to a conclusion.
  • Her nickname is "DAAAMN!!!"
  • The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
  • She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
  • The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.

Submitted By: Joe Watson

This joke is rated: PG
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