Parody of
Rainbow Connection by the Muppets
Parody lyrics by Seth Cohen 3/05/92

Why are there so many songs about boogers
and the nostrils in which they hide
Boogers are mucus
not unlike lucus,
and boogers have nothing to hide.

So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong wait and see
One day we'll find it
the booger connection
the boogers
the hockers
and meeeeeeeeeeeee!