Parody of
Joker by The Steve Miller Band
Parody lyrics by Kelle 6/4/91

Some people call me Mr. President
Some call me plain ole' Bill
Republicans call me a no-good sonofab*tch
'Cause I been cheatin' and runnin' around on poor ole "Hill"
'But I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
~~Play my saxaphone in the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun......
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a non-inhaling toker
I get my lovin' on the run
To Hillary: People keep talkin' about me baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Don'tcha worry, doncha worry now Momma,
'Cause I'm right here right here right here at home <winking knowingly at crowd>

To Monica, Gennifer, Tipper, Elizabeth Dole, all Chelsea's friends and the female members of the cabinet:
You're the cutest things that I ever did see
Really love all your peaches wanna shake your trees <sexy instrumental wolf-whistle here as president shakes his "groove thing">
.......Lovee dovee lovee dovee lovee dovee all the time~~
Get past the secret service and I'll sure show you a good time

Submitted By: Kelle
Aug 27, 1998 18:13

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