Beowulf's response to Blowtorch


I can't believe you have to ask me this. This guy was coming up the ramp when his car was finally forced off the road. You didn't see the other car that had forced him off the road because the sable black 3Z had already raced off into the night. Clutching his shoulder (which ached from the bullet wound where he was grazed during the shootout at the world bank building), the guy leaned over to pop the trunk. Releasing the trunk not only caused the back to pop open, but
A) triggered the satellite tracking system located in the secret compartment in the glove box,
B) allowed the small carrier pigeon in the trunk to escape and return to the V2 headquarters bearing a short encoded message vital to the national security of botswana, and
C) gave the man access to the trunk. He opened the door, taking care not to trip the wire that would blow up the 4 sticks of C4 wired to his seat (the rig had been placed there by the secret underground society of nigeria, which isn't all that close to botswana but that's not important right now). Closing the door, he went back to the trunk and took out the blow torch and was just about to go around to the passenger side and weld the door shut so nobody could get to the teeny tiny eentcy weentcy itty bitty bottle containing the cure to cancer which, without the proper combination of chlorine, alkalides and bananas, could simultaneously cause a species-jumping variety of ebola rockville to break out. But that's another story! You mean that wasn't obvious to you? :-) ames