- Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
- Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
- Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (no)
- Turn on the water.
- Check for pecs again. (no)
- Get in the shower.
- Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)
- Wash your face.
- Wash your armpits.
- Wash your penis and surrounding area.
- Wash your ass.
- Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)
- Make a shampoo Mohawk.
- Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
- Rinse off and get out of the shower.
- Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
Replace #10 with: Masturbate using soap.
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