Top Ten Complaints Of Darth Vader

  1. My asthma will kill me if I take this Darn helmet off.
  2. My boss is an over-confident Buttmunch.
  3. My kids hate me.
  4. The Rebels ALWAYS win.
  5. Black isn't my color.
  6. I can't find the bathroom on my flagship .
  7. I wanted to kill Jabba the Hutt.
  8. My son wants to kill me.
  9. My daughter also wants to kill me.
  10. My boss wants to replace AND kill me.
Also See: Top Ten Gripes Of Yoda

Submitted By: Amy Bean
May 19, 1999 09:30

This joke is rated: PG