Top Ten Gripes Of Yoda
The rollercoaster I cannot ride.
Luke's whining I must put up with.
Like Grover I talk.
Levitate X-wing fighters I can but on Dagobah I am stuck.
Voice of Obi-wan's keeps bugging me it does.
Little girls pick me up and me they hug. Degrading it is.
The better-looking female Skywalker I never got to meet.
"Hooked on Phonics" commercials I audition for, take me they will not.
At malls, during Christmas season, ask me, people do, if a low-quality tickle-me elmo doll I am, and how much do I cost.
Stop, my grandma will not from pinching my cheeks, although 900 years old I am.
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May 19, 1999 09:31
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