1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf---er.
2. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. Her t-ts are just too big.
5. Sometimes I just want to be held.
6. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woodie.
7. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
9. f--- Monday Night Football, let's watch "Murphy Brown."
10. I think we're lost. We better pull over and ask for directions.

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