- I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf---er.
- While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Her t-ts are just too big.
- Sometimes I just want to be held.
- That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woodie.
- Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
- We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
- f--- Monday Night Football, let's watch "Murphy Brown."
- I think we're lost. We better pull over and ask for directions.
What about The Last Ten Things Any Woman Would Say