- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me.
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the
armpit are just too cute.
- This diamond is way too big.
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
- Wow, it really is 14 inches!
- Does this make my butt look too small?
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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