- Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bastard that no civilised nation on earth wanted.
- Fosters Lager
- Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
- Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket. Or rugby.
- Tact and sensitivity
- Bondi Beach
- Other beaches
- Liberated attitude to homosexuals
- Drinking cold lager on the beach
- Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.
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