- Hate the English with a true passion.
- And be loved by every other nation in the world for it.
- You're expected to drink heavily
- Innate superiority at having invented most things of value. Including Whisky, Television, Penicillin.
- Wear skirts and no underwear (In public).
- Don't remember anybody's name - just call everybody "pal" or "big man"
- Occasional sporting success gives vent to unsurpassed celebrations.
- Eat offal cooked in a sheep's stomach, and call it a delicacy
- You get ginger hair, but aren't necessarily thought of as a freak.
- Every wedding has a karaoke session.
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