Top 10 Reasons For Being French

  1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
  2. You finally get to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time
  3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs
  4. If there's a war you can surrender really early
  5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4
  6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries
  7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
  8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride
  9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just s--- in the street
  10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not

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Submitted By: Raleigh Mann
Nov 4, 1998 16:32

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