- 18 children because you can't use contraceptives
- You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road
- Pubs never close
- Never have sex with a condom on.
- No one can ever remember the night before
- Kill people you don't agree with
- More Guinness
- Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
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