- Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
- Warm beer
- You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket
- You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
- Union jack underpants
- Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
- You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
- Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
- Ditto changing underwear
- Beats being Welsh.
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